From the Mouth of a Four year old :)

Ask your child these questions! (Mae age 4)

1. What is something daddy always says to you?
Ask mom if you can have that.

2. What makes daddy happy?
A hug and a kiss.

3. What makes daddy sad?
When Bullet (the dog) runs away.

4. How does your daddy make you laugh?
Wrestle with me and tickles me. (Play Monster.)

5. What was your daddy like as a child?
Grandma says he was trouble like me and didn't sit down.

6. How old is your daddy?
Five like mommy.

7. How tall is your daddy?
TALL TALL TALL!!

8. What is his favorite thing to do?
Drive his truck.

9. What does your dad do when you're not around?
Get on the computer. (Boy she nailed that one!)

10. If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for?
Singing to me.

11. What is your dad really good at?
Making chocolate milk and popping pop-corn.

12. What is your dad not very good at?
Fixing the car.

13. What does your dad do for his job?
At school and he drives a purple bus.

14. What is your dad's favorite food?
Sandwiches.

15. What makes you proud of your dad?
I love him.

16. If your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be?
Spongebob!

17. What do you and your dad do together?
Ride in his truck and go to the tool store.

18. How are you and your daddy the same?
We are happily ever after.

19. How are you and your daddy different?
We eat different, daddy is loud.

20. How do you know your daddy loves you?
He gives me a hug and kiss.

21. Where is your daddy's favorite place to go?
The tool store.







Ask your child these questions! (Mae age 4)

1. What is something mom always says to you?
GO outside.

2. What makes mom happy?
Giving her a hug.

3. What makes mom sad?
Not obeying.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Tickle me and make funny faces.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Mommy was me except she had brown hair.

6. How old is your mom?
5 (fingers)

7. How tall is your mom?
Mommy is this tall, (reaching arms up to sky,) but shorter than Daddy.

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Cook for me, do dishes, get on computer, making up stories.

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
Eat yogurt.

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Being a big family.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Smiling and cooking chicken.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Making a mess.

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Cleaning up, making crafts, reading me stories, giving baths, exercising.

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
Chocolate, strawberries. juice and water.

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Cuz she loves me.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
I'm Sleeping Beauty and Mommy is Cinderella.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Play games like Candy Land and army mens, (Stratego.)

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We do the best we can do, Daddy too.

19. How are you and your mom different?
Running, Mommy does not run like me, but we are the same all the other times.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
She gives me kisses and hugs, and takes me potty at the zoo, and reads to me.

21. Where is your Mom's favorite place to go?
To Nonnies house and Chick-fil-a.

Saying things Outloud!

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.





Only by seeking challenges can we hope to find the best in ourselves.







You [mothers] are the real builders of the nation wherever you live, for you have created homes of strength and peace and security. These become the very sinew of any nation.” Gordon B. Hinckley, “Women of the Church,” Ensign, Nov 1996, 67

Parents are never as bad as kids think they are.

Matt Witten, House M.D., Cursed, 2004

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
-- Matthew Broderick


Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
-- Ray Romano

A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

Eleanor Roosevelt

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do.

Eleanor Roosevelt

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.

Roseanne Barr

"Fear God, and your enemies will fear you." Benjamin Franklin







"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be." Abraham Lincoln





"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book." Irish Proverb


"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." Jimmy Durante



" My dear sisters, do not pray for tasks equal to your abilities, but pray for abilities equal to your tasks. Then the performance of your tasks will be no miracle, but you will be the miracle."
Thomas S. Monson

"...one of the greatest things a father can do for his children is to love their mother."

President Howard W. Hunter






If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Bill Cosby


Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
-- Ralph Bus


Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for
sex.
-- Bill Maher

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby
US comedian & television actor (1937 - )

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