I know Jess has this on her site, but I was gonna put it up first! My computer went down and she beat me to it, Sneaky!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE
WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who
likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age
10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find
out
later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS
THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age
because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2)
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
-
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF
TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on
whether
they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age
8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN
COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age
8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for
having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys
have something to say if you listen long
enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't
she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and
that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-
Martin, age 10 (who says boys do not have brains)


WHAT WOULD YOU
DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play
dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote
about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY
TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2)
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with
that.
- Curt, age 7 (good point)

(3) The rule goes like this: If you
kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the
right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR
MARRIED?

(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need
someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you
child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
- Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favourite
is........


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell
your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck.
- Ricky,
age 10